ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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