did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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