True but thats because hes a fetus.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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