Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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