need another drink. this is the easiest way
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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