You're earring is so big in my mouth
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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