We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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