have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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