OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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