i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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