The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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