My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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