half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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