Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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