this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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