Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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