is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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