I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Is it because I queefed?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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