i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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