I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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