Little spoons don't ask big questions
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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