I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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