Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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