I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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