i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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