So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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