You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
He shit in the fireplace
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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