How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
How drunk are you?
Completed.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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