how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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