He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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