I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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