This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
