i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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