I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
