I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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