do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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