Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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