dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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