Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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