Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Duck Duck Cougar?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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