I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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