Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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