Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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