If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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