Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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