Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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