what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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