she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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