is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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