The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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